<?xml version="1.0" encoding="iso-8859-1"?><rss version="1.0"><channel><title>Diary of Jyoti Ranjan</title><link>http://zouti.rediffiland.com/</link><description>Diary of Jyoti Ranjan</description><language>en-us</language><item><title>forever</title><description><![CDATA[ <IMG height=21 src="cid:2.2353250667@web55313.mail.re4.yahoo.com" width=29 border=0><FONT color=red size=6><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: red">Your</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=black><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN></FONT><FONT color=#3366ff size=6><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: rgb(51,102,255)">Heart</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=blue size=6><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: blue"> </SPAN></FONT><FONT color=red size=6><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: red">is your </SPAN></FONT><FONT color=#3366ff size=6><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: rgb(51,102,255)">Love</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=black size=6><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: black"> ,</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=black size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black"> </SPAN></FONT><FONT color=black><SPAN style="COLOR: black"><IMG height=21 src="cid:3.2353250667@web55313.mail.re4.yahoo.com" width=29 border=0> <BR><IMG height=21 src="cid:4.2353250667@web55313.mail.re4.yahoo.com" width=29 border=0></SPAN></FONT><FONT color=red size=6><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: red">Your </SPAN></FONT><FONT color=#ff6600 size=6><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: rgb(255,102,0)">love</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=red size=6><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: red"> is your </SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial color=blue size=6><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">  </SPAN></FONT><FONT color=blue size=6><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: blue">Family</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial color=blue size=6><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </SPAN></FONT> <FONT color=red size=6><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: red">,</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=black size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black"> </SPAN></FONT><FONT color=black><SPAN style="COLOR: black"><IMG height=21 src="cid:5.2353250667@web55313.mail.re4.yahoo.cowidth=29%20border=0><BR><IMG%20height=21%20src=" width=29 border=0 cid:6.2353250667@web55313.mail.re4.yahoo.com?></SPAN></FONT><FONT color=red size=6><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: red">Your</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial color=blue size=2> <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">  </SPAN></FONT><FONT color=red size=6><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: red">family</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial color=red size=6><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </SPAN></FONT><FONT color=red size=6><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: red">is your </SPAN></FONT><FONT color=blue size=6><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: blue">Future</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=black><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN></FONT><FONT color=red size=6><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: red">,</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=black size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black"> </SPAN></FONT><FONT color=black><SPAN><IMG height=21 src="cid:7.2353250668@web55313.mail.re4.yahoo.com" width=29 border=0><BR><IMG height=21 src="cid:8.2353250668@web55313.mail.re4.yahoo.com" width=29 border=0></SPAN></FONT><FONT color=red size=6><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: red">Your future is your </SPAN></FONT><FONT color=blue size=6><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: blue">Destiny</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=red size=6><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: red"> ,</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=black size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black"> </SPAN></FONT><FONT color=black><SPAN style="COLOR: black"><IMG height=21 src="cid:9.2353250668@web55313.mail.re4.yahoo.com" width=29 border=0><BR><IMG height=21 src="cid:10.2353250668@web55313.mail.re4.yahoo.com" width=29 border=0></SPAN></FONT><FONT color=red size=6><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: red">Your destiny is your </SPAN></FONT><FONT color=blue size=6><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: blue">Ambition,</SPAN><NT><FONT color=black size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black"> </SPAN></FONT><FONT color=black><SPAN style="COLOR: black"><IMG height=21 src="cid:11.2353250668@web55313.mail.re4.yahoo.com" width=29 border=0> <BR><IMG height=21 src="cid:12.2353250668@web55313.mail.re4.yahoo.com" width=29 border=0></SPAN></FONT><FONT color=red size=6><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: red">Your ambition is your </SPAN></FONT><FONT color=blue size=6><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: blue">Aspiration</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=red size=6><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: red"> ,</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=black size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black"> </SPAN></FONT><FONT color=black><SPAN style="COLOR: black"><IMG height=21 src="cid:13.2353250668@web55313.mail.re4.yahoo.com" width=29 border=0><BR><IMG height=21 src="cid:14.2353250668@web55313.mail.re4.yahoo.com" width=29 border=0></SPAN></FONT><FONT color=red size=6><SPAN style="COLOR: red; FONT-SI: ">Your aspiration is your </SPAN></FONT><FONT color=blue size=6><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: blue">Motivation</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=red size=6><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: red"> ,</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=black size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black"> </SPAN></FONT><FONT color=black><SPAN style="COLOR: black"><IMG height=21 src="cid:15.2353250668@web55313.mail.re4.yahoo.com" width=29 border=0><BR><IMG height=21 src="cid:16.2353250668@web55313.mail.re4.yahoo.com" width=29 border=0></SPAN></FONT><FONT color=red size=6><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: red">Your motivation is your </SPAN></FONT><FONT color=blue size=6><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: blue">Belief</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=red size=6><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: red"> ,</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=black size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black"> </SPAN></FONT><FONT color=black><SPAN style="COLOR: black"><IMG height=21 src="cid:17.2353250668@web55313.mail.re4.yahoo.com" width=29 border=0><BR><IMG height=21 src="cid:18.2353250668@web55313.mail.re4.yahoo.com" width=29 border=0></SPAN></FONT><FONT color=red size=6><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: red">Your belief is your </SPAN></FONT><FONT color=blue size=6><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: blue">Peace</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=red size=6><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: red"> ,</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=black size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black"> </SPAN></FONT><FONT color=black><SPAN style="COLOR: black"><IMG height=21 src="cid:19.2353250668@web55313.mail.re4.yahoo.com" width=29 border=0><BR><IMG height=21 src="cid:20.2353250668@web55313.mail.re4.yahoo.com" width=29 border=0></SPAN></FONT><FONT color=red size=6><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: red">Your peace is your </SPAN></FONT><FONT color=blue size=6><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: blue">Target</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=6 coloDred><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: red"> ,</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=black size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black"> </SPAN></FONT><FONT color=black><SPAN style="COLOR: black"><IMG height=21 src="cid:21.2353250668@web55313.mail.re4.yahoo.com" width=29 border=0><BR><IMG height=21 src="cid:22.2353250668@web55313.mail.re4.yahoo.com" width=29 border=0></SPAN></FONT><FONT color=red size=6><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: red">Your target is </SPAN></FONT><FONT color=blue size=6><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: blue">Heaven</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=red size=6><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: red">,</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=black size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black"> </SPAN></FONT><FONT color=black><SPAN style="COLOR: black"><IMG height=21 src="cid:23.2353250668@web55313.mail.re4.yahoo.com" width=29 border=0><BR><IMG height=21 src="cid:24.2353250668@web55313.mail.re4.yahoo.com" width=29 border=0><AN></FONT><FONT color=red size=6><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: red">Heaven is no fun without</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=blue size=6> <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: blue">FRIENDS</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=red size=6><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: red"> </SPAN></FONT><FONT color=black><SPAN style="COLOR: black"><IMG height=21 src="cid:25.2353250668@web55313.mail.re4.yahoo.com" width=29 border=0> <BR> <IMG height=21 src="cid:26.2353250668@web55313.mail.re4.yahoo.com" width=29 border=0></SPAN></FONT><FONT color=red size=6><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: red"> It's</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=black> <SPAN style="COLOR: black"></SPAN></FONT><B><FONT color=#cc99ff size=6><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: rgb(204,153,255)">"</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT color=fuchsia size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: fuchsia"> World Best Friends Week</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT color=#cc99ff size=6><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: rgb(204,153,255); FOWEIGHT: bold">"</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=black><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN></FONT></B><FONT color=red size=6><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: red">send this to all ur good friends. </SPAN></FONT><FONT color=black><SPAN style="COLOR: black"><IMG height=21 src="cid:27.2353250668@web55313.mail.re4.yahoo.com" width=29 border=0> </SPAN></FONT><FONT color=red size=6><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: red"> </SPAN></FONT><FONT color=black><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> <BR><IMG height=21 src="cid:28.2353250668@web55313.mail.re4.yahoo.com" width=29 border=0></SPAN></FONT><FONT color=red size=6><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: red">Even me, if i am one of them. See how many u get back. </SPAN></FONT><FONT color=black><SPAN style="COLOR: black"><IMG height=21 src="cid:29.2353250668@web55313.mail.re4.yahoo.com" width=29 border=0></SPAN></FONT><FONT color=red size=6><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt">  </SPAN></FONT><FONT color=black><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> <BR><IMG height=21 src="cid:30.2353250668@web55313.mail.re4.yahoo.com" width=29 border=0></SPAN></FONT><FONT color=red size=6><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: red">If u gets more than 3 u r really a lovable person..I am waiting </SPAN></FONT><FONT color=black><SPAN style="COLOR: black"><IMG height=21 src="cid:31.2353250668@web55313.mail.re4.yahoo.com" width=29 border=0></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></FONT><br><img src="http://ri.rediffiland.com/homepimages/home8/144/c2a597cf894639d3d50c40b78b8d3322/homep/images/1208325368">]]></description><pubDate>Wed, 16 Apr 2008 11:21:29 +0530</pubDate><link>http://zouti.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/04/16/forever-1.html</link></item><item><title>Never love your company.</title><description><![CDATA[<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center>-- The Dog Story -- <BR><BR><BR>Once lived a dog named 'Pug' ,  a Hutch dog.  <BR>His life was so happy when he was a kid...  </P><BR><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center>Playing..... ....Laughing. .....Sleeping. ..... <BR>He grew up... <BR>One fine day he got a job in a company.. <BR>In... <BR>He became so famous... <BR>He was asked to follow a small boy where ever he goes... <BR>He was seen everywhere... ... <BR>on websites.... <BR>Roadside hoardings.... desktops... etc... <BR>One fine day... <BR>A new company takes over the old.... <BR>Pug is panicked.. in a nail biting situation!!! ! <BR>It's been decided... <BR>&amp; <BR>Pug was sent off... <BR>-- The End-- <BR>Moral: Never love your company, love your job, you never know when your company stops loving you.<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></P>]]></description><pubDate>Thu, 03 Apr 2008 18:06:54 +0530</pubDate><link>http://zouti.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/04/03/Never-love-your-company.html</link></item><item><title>Radha-Krishna love</title><description><![CDATA[<TABLE style="BACKGROUND-IMAGE: url(td_border.jpg)" cellSpacing=1 cellPadding=2 width="100%"><TBODY><TR><TD width="100%"><TABLE style="BORDER-LEFT-COLOR: #f7c3e6; BACKGROUND-IMAGE: url(love_bg.jpg); BORDER-BOTTOM-COLOR: #f7c3e6; BORDER-TOP-COLOR: #f7c3e6; BORDER-RIGHT-COLOR: #f7c3e6" cellSpacing=1 cellPadding=4 width="100%"><TBODY><TR><TD width="100%"><CENTER><IMG height=35 alt="Radha and Krishna" src="http://www.theholidayspot.com/valentine/stories/radha_krishna.jpg" width=250 border=0></CENTER><BR><BR><P style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify"><FONT face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" color=#cc0000 size=5>The Radha-Krishna amour is a love legend of all times. It's indeed hard to miss the many legends and paintings illustrating the Radha-Krishna affair is the most memorable. Krishna's relationship with Radha, his favorite among the 'gopis' (cow-herding maidens), has served as a model for male and female love in a variety of art forms, and since the sixteenth century appears prominently as a motif in North Indian paintings. The allegorical love of Radha has found expression in some great Bengali poetical works of Govinda Das, Chaitanya Mahaprabhu, and Jayadeva the author of Geet Govinda. <BR><BR>Krishna's youthful dalliances with the 'gopis' are interpreted as symbolic of the loving interplay between God and the human soul. Radha's utterly rapturous love for Krishna and their relationship is often interpreted as the quest for union with the divine. This kind of love is of the highest form of devotion in Vaishnavism, and is symbolically represented as the bond between the wife and husband or beloved and lover.<BR><BR>Radha, daughter of Vrishabhanu, was Krishna's lover during that period of his life when he lived among the cowherds of Vrindavan. Since childhood they were close to each other - they played, they danced, they fought, they grew up together and wanted to be together forever, but the world pulled them apart. He departed to safeguard the virtues of truth, and she waited for him. He vanquished his enemies, became the king, and came to be worshipped as a lord of the universe. She waited for him. He married Rukmini and Satyabhama, raised a family, fought the great war of Ayodhya, and she still waited. So great was Radha's love for Krishna that even today her name is uttered whenever Krishna is refered to, and Krishna worship is though to be incomplete without the deification of Radha.<BR><BR>One day the two most talked about lovers come together for a final single meeting. Suradasa in his Radha-Krishna lyrics relates the various amorous delights of the union of Radha and Krishna in this ceremonious 'Gandharva' form of their wedding in front of five hundred and sixty million people of Vraj and all the gods and goddesses of heaven. The sage Vyasa refers to this as the 'Rasa'. Age after age, this evergreen love theme has engrossed poets, painters, musicians and all Krishna devotees alike.</FONT></P></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><br><img src="http://ri.rediffiland.com/homepimages/home8/144/c2a597cf894639d3d50c40b78b8d3322/homep/images/1203000759">]]></description><pubDate>Thu, 14 Feb 2008 20:20:02 +0530</pubDate><link>http://zouti.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/02/14/Radha-Krishna-love.html</link></item><item><title>The New Corporative Lingo ...</title><description><![CDATA[<FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#993300 size=6>The New Corporative Lingo</FONT><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#993300 size=6> <BR><BR></FONT><A style="TEXT-DECORATION: none" href="http://www.fropki.com/computer-technology-jokes-vf89.html" target=_blank rel=nofollow><DIV><FONT face=Verdana color=#993300 size=6>"COMPETITIVE SALARY"<BR>We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.</FONT></DIV><DIV><FONT face=Verdana color=#993300 size=6></FONT> </DIV><DIV><FONT face=Verdana color=#993300 size=6>"JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY"<BR>We have no time to train you.</FONT></DIV><DIV><FONT face=Verdana color=#993300 size=6></FONT> </DIV><DIV><FONT face=Verdana color=#993300 size=6>"CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE"<BR>We don't pay enough to expect that you'll dress up.</FONT></DIV><DIV><FONT face=Verdana color=#993300 size=6></FONT> </DIV><DIV><FONT face=Verdana color=#993300 size=6>"MUST BE DEADLINE-ORIENTED"<BR>You'll be six months behind schedule on your first day.</FONT></DIV><DIV><FONT face=Verdana color=#993300 size=6></FONT> </DIV><DIV><FONT face=Verdana color=#993300 size=6>"SOME OVERTIME REQUIRED"<BR>Some time each night and some time each weekend.</FONT></DIV><DIV><FONT face=Verdana color=#993300 size=6></FONT> </DIV><DIV><FONT face=Verdana color=#993300 size=6>"DUTIES WILL VARY"<BR>Anyone in the office can boss you around.</FONT></DIV><DIV><FONT face=Verdana color=#993300 size=6></FONT> </DIV><DIV><FONT face=Verdana color=#993300 size=6>"MUST HAVE AN EYE FOR DETAIL"<BR>We have no quality control.</FONT></DIV><DIV><FONT face=Verdana color=#993300 size=6></FONT> </DIV><DIV><FONT face=Verdana color=#993300 size=6>"CAREER-MINDED"<BR>Female Applicants must be childless (and remain that way).</FONT></DIV><DIV><FONT face=Verdana color=#993300 size=6></FONT> </DIV><DIV><FONT face=Verdana color=#993300 size=6>"APPLY IN PERSON"<BR>If you're old, fat or ugly you'll be told the position has been filled.</FONT></DIV><DIV><FONT face=Verdana color=#993300 size=6></FONT> </DIV><DIV><FONT face=Verdana color=#993300 size=6>"NO PHONE CALLS PLEASE"<BR>We've filled the job; our call for resumes is just a legal formality.</FONT></DIV><DIV><FONT face=Verdana color=#993300 size=6></FONT> </DIV><DIV><FONT face=Verdana color=#993300 size=6>"SEEKING CANDIDATES WITH A WIDE VARIETY OF EXPERIENCE"<BR>You'll need it to replace three people who just left.</FONT></DIV><DIV><FONT face=Verdana color=#993300 size=6></FONT> </DIV><DIV><FONT face=Verdana color=#993300 size=6>"PROBLEM-SOLVING SKILLS A MUST"<BR>You're walking into a company in perpetual chaos.</FONT></DIV><DIV><FONT face=Verdana color=#993300 size=6></FONT> </DIV><DIV><FONT face=Verdana color=#993300 size=6>"REQUIRES TEAM LEADERSHIP SKILLS"<BR>You'll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or respect.</FONT></DIV><DIV><FONT face=Verdana color=#993300 size=6></FONT> </DIV><DIV><FONT face=Verdana color=#993300 size=6>"GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS"<BR>Management communicates, you listen, figure out what they want and do it.</FONT></DIV></A><br><img src="http://ri.rediffiland.com/homepimages/home8/144/c2a597cf894639d3d50c40b78b8d3322/homep/images/1202912657">]]></description><pubDate>Wed, 13 Feb 2008 19:51:01 +0530</pubDate><link>http://zouti.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/02/13/The-New-Corporative-Lingo-.html</link></item><item><title>The Emotional Horse....</title><description><![CDATA[<FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#ff6600 size=4>The Emotional Horse<BR><BR></FONT><A title="Click to Join Mails" style="TEXT-DECORATION: none" href="http://www.fropki.com/bars-and-drunkards-jokes-vf85.html" target=_blank rel=nofollow><DIV><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" color=#ff6600 size=4>One day a guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "if you can make that horse over there laugh you can have free drinks for the rest of the night". <BR><BR>So he says "ok" and walks over to the horse and whispers something in his ear and he starts laughing and the bartender gives him free drinks for the rest of the night. <BR><BR>The next night the same guy comes back in and the bartender says "if you can make that horse over there cry i will give you free drinks for the rest of the night. <BR><BR>So he walks over there and does something and the horse starts crying, and the bartender gives him free drinks. Then the bartender asks what the man did to make the horse laugh and what he did to make him cry. <BR><BR>The man says "To make him laugh I told him I had a bigger dick than he does and to make him cry I showed him".</FONT></DIV></A><BR><br><img src="http://ri.rediffiland.com/homepimages/home8/144/c2a597cf894639d3d50c40b78b8d3322/homep/images/1202912459">]]></description><pubDate>Wed, 13 Feb 2008 19:49:23 +0530</pubDate><link>http://zouti.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/02/13/The-Emotional-Horse-.html</link></item><item><title>Have a Lovely Day!</title><description><![CDATA[<FONT size=6><STRONG><EM><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" color=#ff0000>"</FONT><FONT face="Monotype Corsiva" color=green> When God leads you to the Edge of the Cliff,</FONT></EM></STRONG><FONT face="Monotype Corsiva" color=green> <B><I> Trust Him fully and Let Go, Only One of Two Things will happen,</I></B> <B><I> Either He'll Catch You When You Fall, Or He'll teach You How to Fly! </I></B></FONT><B><I><FONT face="Monotype Corsiva" color=red>"</FONT></I></B></FONT> <BR><FONT color=red size=7>Have a Lovely Day!</FONT><br><img src="http://ri.rediffiland.com/homepimages/home8/144/c2a597cf894639d3d50c40b78b8d3322/homep/images/1202912020">]]></description><pubDate>Wed, 13 Feb 2008 19:40:41 +0530</pubDate><link>http://zouti.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/02/13/Have-a-Lovely-Day-.html</link></item><item><title>Valentine Rhymes...... ........</title><description><![CDATA[<DIV><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffcc" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" color=#ff0000 size=4><STRONG>Valentine Rhymes...... ........     </STRONG></FONT></DIV><DIV><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffcc" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" color=#ff0000 size=4><STRONG></STRONG></FONT> </DIV><DIV><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffcc" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" color=#ff0000 size=4><STRONG>These are entries to a competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line but least romantic second line:</STRONG></FONT></DIV><DIV><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffcc" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" color=#ff0000 size=4><STRONG></STRONG></FONT> </DIV><DIV><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffcc" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" color=#ff0000 size=4><STRONG>    * Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss<BR>      but I only slept with you, because I was pissed</STRONG></FONT></DIV><DIV><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffcc" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" color=#ff0000 size=4><STRONG></STRONG></FONT> </DIV><DIV><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffcc" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" color=#ff0000 size=4><STRONG>    * I thought that I could love no other<BR>      Until, that is, I met your brother</STRONG></FONT></DIV><DIV><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffcc" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" color=#ff0000 size=4><STRONG></STRONG></FONT> </DIV><DIV><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffcc" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" color=#ff0000 size=4><STRONG>    * Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.<BR>      But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.</STRONG></FONT></DIV><DIV><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffcc" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" color=#ff0000 size=4><STRONG></STRONG></FONT> </DIV><DIV><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffcc" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" color=#ff0000 size=4><STRONG>    * Of loving beauty you float with grace<BR>      If only you could hide your face</STRONG></FONT></DIV><DIV><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffcc" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" color=#ff0000 size=4><STRONG></STRONG></FONT> </DIV><DIV><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffcc" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" color=#ff0000 size=4><STRONG>    * Kind, intelligent, loving and hot<BR>      This describes everything you are not</STRONG></FONT></DIV><DIV><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffcc" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" color=#ff0000 size=4><STRONG></STRONG></FONT> </DIV><DIV><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffcc" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" color=#ff0000 size=4><STRONG>    * I want to feel your sweet embrace<BR>      But don't take that paper bag off of your face</STRONG></FONT></DIV><DIV><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffcc" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" color=#ff0000 size=4><STRONG></STRONG></FONT> </DIV><DIV><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffcc" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" color=#ff0000 size=4><STRONG>    * I love your smile, your face, and your eyes<BR>      Damn, I'm good at telling lies!</STRONG></FONT></DIV><DIV><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffcc" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" color=#ff0000 size=4><STRONG></STRONG></FONT> </DIV><DIV><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffcc" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" color=#ff0000 size=4><STRONG>    * My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife<BR>      Marrying you screwed up my life</STRONG></FONT></DIV><DIV><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffcc" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" color=#ff0000 size=4><STRONG></STRONG></FONT> </DIV><DIV><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffcc" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" color=#ff0000 size=4><STRONG>    * I see your face when I am dreaming<BR>      That's why I always wake up screaming</STRONG></FONT></DIV><DIV><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffcc" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" color=#ff0000 size=4><STRONG></STRONG></FONT> </DIV><DIV><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffcc" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" color=#ff0000 size=4><STRONG>    * My feelings for you no words can tell<BR>      Except for maybe "go to hell"</STRONG></FONT></DIV><DIV><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffcc" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" color=#ff0000 size=4><STRONG></STRONG></FONT> </DIV><DIV><FONT face=Arial><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffcc"><FONT color=#ff0000><FONT face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size=4><STRONG>    * What inspired this amorous rhyme?<BR>      Two parts vodka, one part lime!</STRONG></FONT> </FONT></FONT></FONT></DIV><br><img src="http://ri.rediffiland.com/homepimages/home8/144/c2a597cf894639d3d50c40b78b8d3322/homep/images/1202911839">]]></description><pubDate>Wed, 13 Feb 2008 19:37:01 +0530</pubDate><link>http://zouti.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/02/13/Valentine-Rhymes-.html</link></item><item><title>Banta Singh Letter To Bill Gates</title><description><![CDATA[<FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" color=#006600 size=4>Banta Singh Letter To Bill Gates<BR><BR>Dear Mr. Bill Gates,<BR><BR>This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab. We have bought a computer for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your notice.<BR><BR>1. After connecting to Internet we planned to open e-mail account and whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only ****** appears, but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed appears, but we face this problem only in password field. We checked with hardware vendor Santa Singh and he said that there is no problem in keyboard. Because of this we open the e-mail account with password *****. I request you to check this as we ourselves do not know what the password is.<BR><BR>2. We are unable to enter anything after we click the 'shut down ' button.<BR><BR>3. There is a button 'start' but there is no "stop" button. We request you to check this.<BR><BR>4. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friend clicked 'run ' has ran upto Amritsar! So, we request you to change that to "sit", so that we can click that by sitting.<BR><BR>5. One doubt is that any 're-scooter' available in system? As I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.<BR><BR>6. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot for tracing the key with this ' find', but unable to trace. Is it a bug??<BR><BR>7. Every night I am not sleeping as I have to protect my 'mouse' from CAT, So I suggest u to provide one DOG to kill that cat.<BR><BR>8. Please confirm when u are going to give me money for winning 'HEARTS' (playing cards in games) and when are u coming to my home to collect ur money.<BR><BR>9. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when u will provide that?<BR><BR>Best regards,<BR>Banta Singh</FONT>]]></description><pubDate>Wed, 13 Feb 2008 19:33:21 +0530</pubDate><link>http://zouti.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/02/13/Banta-Singh-Letter-To-Bill-Gates.html</link></item><item><title>SMSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.....</title><description><![CDATA[<FONT face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" color=#cc33cc size=4><STRONG>1) Suna hai khuda ke darbar se<BR><BR>kuch farishtey farar ho gaye. <BR><BR>kuch to vapas chale gaye<BR><BR>aur kuch humare yaar ho gaye..!<BR><BR>2) Zindagi kaha kisi ko ras ati hai,vo to pal do pal ki hi saathi hai,marna to sirf ek bahana hai,aap sabse pecha jo chudana hai.....<BR><BR>3) Kal fursat na mili to kya karoge, <BR>itni mohlat na mili to kya karoge,<BR>roz keh dete ho<BR>kal sunege kal Sunege,<BR>kal agar meri hi ankhe na khuli to kya karoge.<BR><BR>4) TUT GAYA DIL PAR ARMAN WOHI HAI, DUR REHTE HAI FIR BHI PYAR WOHI HAI, JANTE HAI KI MIL NAHI SAKTE, MAGAR IN ANKHON MAIN INTEZAR WOHI HAI. <BR><BR>5) Pyar toh kabhi-kabhi aankho tak rehta hai,magar dosti dil ke karib hoti hai,pyar toh chand khushiya dekar thak jata hai,magar dosti gum mein sharik hoti hai.<BR><BR>6) Yahi To Khubsurat Pyar Ka Nata Hai,<BR>Jo Bina Kisi Shart Ke Jiya Jata Hai, <BR>Rahe Duriyan Darmiya To Kya Hua,<BR>Pyar To Harpal Dil Me Basaya Jata Hai...<BR><BR>7) Mulakat maut ki mehman ho gayi, Nazar ki duniya veeran ho gayi, meri saase bhi meri nahi, ye zindgi aapki dosti par kurbaan ho gayi... <BR><BR>8) Aap ki yaad dil bekarar karti hai nazar talash aap sabko bar bar karti hai,Gila nahi jo door hain aapse, aap sabki toh judai bhi humsey pyaar karti hai:-)<BR><BR>9) Kahi andhera kahi sham hogi meri har khusi tere nam hogi ek baar kuch mang ke to dekh hoto pe hasi aur ye zindagi tere nam hogi. <BR><BR>10) Bina khwabo k bhi koi so paya hai. Bina yaadon k bhi koi kho paya hai. Dosti aapki dhadkan hai is dil ki...<BR>Dil bhi kabhi dhadkan se juda ho paya hai..<BR><BR><BR>) Good Unerdtsanding Btewene Ecah Ohter Is Rael FierndSihp! Eevn If We Hvae So Mnay MsiUnerdsantndig Lkie Tish Msseaeg, Btu i Konw U Cna Raed WtihOtu Msitkae <BR>!<BR><BR>2) LIFE is a LIE, when the F is missing.<BR>"F" is nothing but ur Friendship.<BR>I Hope I will never be missing the "F" in my LIFE...!! <BR><BR>3) The miracle of FRIENDSHIP..<BR>speaks 4m 1 heart 2 another! <BR>It listens 4 unspoken needs!<BR>It recognizes secret dreams.<BR>The FRIENDSHIP understands the silent things!<BR><BR>4) Thought-Have the determination of a mirror wich nver los its ablty to reflect even if it is broken into 100 pics <BR><BR>5) Troubles are like a washing machine....<BR>They Twist, Turn & Knock us around, but in the end we come out Cleaner, Brighter & Better than Before. GUD DAY. <BR><BR>6) Hope is always available to us. When we feel defeatd, we need only to take a deep breath and say, "Yes,"and hope will reappear. <BR><BR>7) <BR>G-Go 2 bed<BR>O-Off d light<BR>O-Out of tension<BR>D-Dreams come<BR><BR>N-Nice sleep<BR>I -Ignore worry<BR>G-Get fresh<BR>H-Hav a nice night<BR>T-Thank 2 GOD.<BR>Good night....<BR><BR>8) Never look 4 Beauty,It will fade away1day. Never look4good Skin,it will grow old1day. But look 4a loyal heart which will Miss U Everyday!!.. . . . <BR><BR>9) You are like a beautiful flower,which BLOSSOMS in all its beauty and splendour.May it spread lots of LOVE and HAPPINESS in your world.<BR><BR>10) Frndship is a silent gift of nature.More old,more strong.More deep,more clear.More close,more warm&Less words <BR>more undrstanding. <BR><BR>1) Always be happy, always wear a smile, not because life is full of reasons to smile but because your smile itself is a reason for others to smile. <BR><BR>2) Never sacrifice happines 4 achievement.<BR>We r al here 4 special reason.<BR>Stop being a prisoner of ur past.<BR>Become the architect of the future.<BR><BR>3) Past is experience! Present is experiment! Future is expectation! Use ur experience in ur experiment 2 acheive ur expectations & enjoy life...! <BR><BR>4) Do not count wht u hv lost. Just see wht u hv now, b'coz past never comes back but sometimes future can give us back our lost things. . . .<BR><BR>God Bless You :-)<BR><BR>5) Hearts could only luv for a while,feets could only walk for some miles,clothes wont 4ever be in style but having u as my friend is 4ever worthwhile. <BR><BR>6) If u r stressed, you'll get pimples.. if u cry,u'll get wrinkles..So, y don't u smile&get dimples? Keep smiling its very simple<BR><BR>7) Friendship is vast like universe,deep like ocean,high like sky,strong like iron,kind like mother,cute like me & sweet like u! <BR><BR>8) Friends and Friendship. It's a package of feelings., Nobody can make it., Nobody can delete it,Nobody can explain it. Only we can feel it..<BR><BR>9) Difficulties in your life do not come to destroy U...but to help u realise your hidden potential. Let Difficulties Know That YOU ARE DIFFICULT! <BR><BR>10) It's hard at times to keep in touch with those who really mean so much, but side by side or far apart, a friend lives always inside the heart.</STRONG></FONT><br><img src="http://ri.rediffiland.com/homepimages/home8/144/c2a597cf894639d3d50c40b78b8d3322/homep/images/1202911399">]]></description><pubDate>Wed, 13 Feb 2008 19:30:36 +0530</pubDate><link>http://zouti.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/02/13/SMSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS-.html</link></item><item><title>SMSssssssss.........</title><description><![CDATA[<FONT face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" color=#009900 size=5><STRONG>1)Kitnon ki takdeer badlni hai tumhe,<BR>kitno ko rasto pe lana hai tumhe,<BR>aapni hat ki lakiro ko mat dekho,<BR>in lakiro se aage jana hai tumhe....<BR><BR>2) Hame pataa hai Aap bahut Bizzy hain, Zyaada nahi par thode se crazzy hain. Maana ke milna bahut mushkil hai, Per mobile pe sms karna to bahut Eazzy hai!<BR><BR>3) DiL k jhakhmo Ko unse chupana pada,palke bhigi thi par muskrana PADA,kaise ulte hai mohabbat k ye riwaz? Ruthna chahte the hum par unko manana pada...<BR><BR>4) Yadain woh nahi jo tanhai me ati hai... Yadain woh nahi jo tanhai me aati hai....Yadain woh hai jo BHID me TANHA kar jati hai.<BR><BR>5) Wo chand jaise aasman me chamakte rahe. Hum raat bhar unki chamak me khoye rahe.<BR>Jaante hai kabhi na paa sakenge unhe. Phir bhi har dua me unhi ko mangte rahe..<BR><BR>6) Jane kis baat ki mujhko saja deta hai,meri hasti hui ankhon ko rula deta hai.Ek muddat se khabar bhi nahi teri,koi is tarah bhi kya apne dost ko bhula deta <BR>hai.<BR><BR>7) Har rishta mila virasat mein, phir dosti alag se kyon banai hai, kyunki baki rishte banaye the khuda ne,aur dosti khud khuda ki perchai hai..<BR><BR>8) Duniya me rehke sapno me kho jao,<BR>kisi ko apna bana lo ya kisi k ho jao,<BR>Agar kuchh bhi nahi ho,<BR>to phir se takiya lo aur so jao!<BR><BR>9) Hamne jo bnaye rishte kaise kaise ho gaye,kabhi apke dost the,ab aise vaise ho gaye,agar abhi aapne sms na bheje,to hum Samjhenge dost se pyare paise ho <BR>gaye.<BR><BR>10) Dosti shayad zindgi hoti he, Jo har dilme basi hoti he,Waise to ji lete he sabi akele magar,Phir b zarurat inki har kisiko hoti he... <BR><BR>1) If I got ur smile, I dnt need flowers,<BR>If I got ur voice, I dnt need music, <BR>If u speak 2 me I dont need anybody else,<BR>If U r my friennd I dont need the world! <BR><BR>2). If i was a tear in ur eyes,<BR>i would turn down your cheek<BR>and kiss your lips<BR>&; if u were a tear in my eyes<BR>i would never cry 4 fear of losing <BR>u... <BR><BR>3). Sweet candies are nice to eat<BR>Sweet words are easy to say<BR>but, sweet ppl are hard to find<BR>OH MY GOD! how did u find me<BR><BR>4). Hi Moon!, Dim Your Light. <BR>Hello Wind!, Breeze Soft.<BR>Hi Flower!, Blossom Slowly. <BR>Hello Earth!, Spin Gently.<BR>Coz My Frend Is Going To Sleep. gud nyt.......<BR><BR>5). There r 6 Billion people around the wrld.<BR>I dnt knw y i keep on messaging u.<BR>Maybe bcoz.. 5,999,999,999 cant replace... a single 'YOU'.<BR><BR>6). The World is Round We'll meet again.<BR>When we meet I'll ask You "How are You" <BR>Hope You'll not ask "Who are You'! <BR><BR>7). S<BR>O<BR>R<BR>R<BR>Y<BR>S<BR>O<BR>R<BR>R<BR>Y<BR>S<BR>O<BR>R<BR>R<BR>Y<BR>S<BR>O<BR>R<BR>R<BR>Y<BR>Dont get confused,arey baba'SORRY' means<BR>S-SOME<BR>O-ONE'S<BR>R-REALLY,<BR>R-REMEMBERING <BR>Y-YOU.<BR><BR>8). YOU look Sweet when<BR>You read my SMS,<BR>Sweeter when<BR>You read<BR>n Smile...<BR>But You look<BR>Sweetest when<BR>You read,<BR>Smile n<BR>Reply.. )so try<BR>2 look<BR>Sweetest<BR>always<BR><BR>9). Life<BR>is only<BR>travelled<BR>once.<BR>Today"s moment becomes<BR>Tomorrow"s<BR>Memory.<BR>Enjoy<BR>Every<BR>Moment<BR>Good or Bad<BR>because<BR>the gift of Life<BR>is<BR>LIFE itself.<BR><BR>10). Earth may stop Rotating<BR>Birds may stop Flying<BR>Candles may stop melting<BR>Fishes may stop swimming<BR>Heart may stop bearting<BR>But I will never stop..<BR>" THINKING U "<BR><BR>11). Friendship is not collection of hearts <BR>but it is selection of hearts.<BR>All friends are not True.<BR>But true friends are very few,<BR>Which includes U..<BR><BR>12). LOVE IS LOVE. LOVE IS U.<BR>I LOVE LOVE. SO, I LOVE U.<BR>PEOPLE LIVE. PEOPLE DIE.<BR>PEOPLE LAGH. PEOPLE CRY.<BR>SOME GIVE UP. SOME WILL TRY.<BR>SOME SAY HI. SOME SAY BYE.<BR>OTHERS MAY FORGET YOU.<BR>BUT NEVER CAN I. <BR><BR>13). who is friend?<BR>F-First<BR>R-Relative<BR>I-In<BR>E-Every<BR>N-New<BR>D-Difficulty! !! <BR><BR>14). When i am not messaging u<BR>it does not mean that i have forgotten u, i <BR>am just giving u time to MISS ME!!<BR><BR><BR><BR>15). Heart can skip beat for a while.<BR>Memories can be kept in a file<BR>A Desert can replace the Nile <BR>But nothing can stop a Smile <BR>When your NAME comes on my Mobile..</STRONG></FONT><br><img src="http://ri.rediffiland.com/homepimages/home8/144/c2a597cf894639d3d50c40b78b8d3322/homep/images/1202911234">]]></description><pubDate>Wed, 13 Feb 2008 19:27:12 +0530</pubDate><link>http://zouti.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/02/13/SMSssssssss-.html</link></item></channel></rss>